My Little Zombie Pony, I altered it and colored it for my Bethie. Just today I also made a really cute rainbow pony, Beth wasn’t feeling well today, she was coloring in the living room when I got home from class. So, I sat with her and colored until she was feeling a bit better, then we did sexy lesbian things. Afterward, we went to Daddy’s house and got some delicious cook out on the way. YUM!
So, the carpet in the waiting room is really effing upsetting to look at. I know you probably can’t tell from this picture, but its got a 3D quality to it, like an optical illusion. Its making my head hurt and giving me vertigo… and the fact that I am as a kite right now isn’t helping, its like the carpet is computer simulated, like on a green screen, but at the same time its like the floor is growing and rising and my chair is floating on a sea of upsetting virtual vertigo dots. WTF orthodontist? Why is your carpet designed to drive people insane? ~Kylie~
Sanrio Tournament. LOL, I drew this in class for Bethie (she is obsessed with hello kitty, and kuromi is her favorite character). I hope you guys like it, it made me and Beth smile. Right now, I’m sitting in the orthodontist’s office, Beth is waiting to be seen. Also, I made a 75 on my philosophy test I, which is cool because I skipped studying to get high, I thought I was going to FAIL I have to give a presentation to my psychology class next week about LGBTQ stuff, sexual orientation, and gender identity. Snarky snooslefish hyperspace rumballah botquisse. The carpet in the waiting room is soooo upsetting, I’ll see if I can take a picture and upload it so you can share in my torment.
dear three hour long night class,
i hate you, i thought you were gonna be cool and chill, but you suck, and you hurt my soul.
go f*ck yourself
I saw this picture at the student health center, wtf?
In a previous post, I talked about my dorky minivan. I wanted to share some more amusing vantics with the internets. You know when you’re on a 4 lane road, and you’re first in line at a red light? I like to rev my van’s engine at the car next to me, as if to say “you wish to race monsieur?” and since my van is actually kinda quick, I win sometimes. Even better than that is when I end up next to a car I KNOW is faster than mine, and I don’t let them know we are going to be racing, I just take off, cackling. They then overcompensate in speed to beat the lesbian in the dorky minivan, this is how I get douche bags in mustangs pulled over. Beware the Quest!
Eat my dust,
<3 Kylie <3
Prom Night Dumpster Baby. F*cked up like woah… makes me laugh every time.