Salamanders and Robots

bethwilllickyourlambchop: My Chemical Romance - All I Want For...

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 12:54:24 -0500

bethwilllickyourlambchop:

My Chemical Romance - All I Want For Christmas Is You :3

herochan: What is your Batman name? hahahaha, crazy, we both...

Sat, 11 Dec 2010 21:33:40 -0500

herochan:

What is your Batman name?

hahahaha, crazy, we both got Batman!

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Sat, 11 Dec 2010 18:24:21 -0500

fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:

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One of my favorites!

Happy 100th post!

Fri, 03 Dec 2010 00:40:28 -0500

This is a big deal right? We are watching this completely effed movie called the human centipede… it’s about this doctor who drugs people and then he connects them to each other like… weird. It’s a bad b movie but, Oh God, watch it! The cat, is being a rather moody teenager tonight. It could be that he might be a baked potato like I am. He keeps moving around. He’ll sit in my lap, then kylie’s , the other end of the couch, then on the floor and back to me. So, Thanksgiving. really bad. Poppy died. I don’t really know what else to say. My memi is taking it as well as I think someone in her position could take it. I’m not sure what I have to say other than I love and miss him very much, and I’m glad that he’s in a better place. Otherwise, school, living, and spending our first set of holidays together. <3333 This movie is messed up. SO, yeah. 100!

off, and away we go...

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 13:44:25 -0500

I feel like I haven’t blogged in forever. A lot has been going on lately. Well, not really a lot.but, enough has been going on. Kylie and I celebrated 6months, we’re going to see Harry Potter at midnight, I took my camera to trade-it but, that’s okay because it was worth the 60 bucks; but all of those are the good things. The bad things are my grandfather’s cancer has grown into his brain and his spine and there’s nothing more the doctors can do for him and my dad has decided that he’s done taking medicine (which is his choice and I understand) but, that means that his liver’s going to go and idunno he’s just going to fall apart. It’s been a lot to deal with. Kylie and I are getting a puppy in January when we can pay our pet deposit. So, we’re both really excited about that. I get to see my little sister on Sunday. Memi and I are going down to the beach to have lunch with her. Not sure how I’m feeling about that whole situation. We’ve been watching so much True Blood it’s not funny. We’re half way through season 3. :) I’ve been dealing with fall depression I don’t know if any one else around here gets that but I get really depressed in the fall (even though it’s my favorite season) I’m pretty sure it has something to do with the cold and the sun… but, we’ve been dealing with my fall depression pretty well I might add. It helps that we have to go outside to smoke because like Sam will tell you, the sunshine really helps. So, two websites that I’ve been sort of crazy about Rehash - you can swap clothes you dont wear for other clothes and stuff! (I <s>like</s> <b>love</b> getting things in the mail! Does anyone want a pen pal!?) also, HowToDoThings.com it’s really great.:) I’m really missing Shelby. I don’t have anyone to take under my wing and be a cool older sister to. I need to adopt like a highschool freshmen or something. lol. So, we got these new beads to make bracelets with and they’ve got these little safari animals in them and I’ve been thinking about maybe mailing some of them out. because, who doesn’t like getting a sweet elastic pony bead bracelets. everyone does. I don’t know. I guess I just feel like being crafty…. and sharing them with people. Because I love sharing with Kylie but she always makes me feel 1-uped when it comes to crafts. So, yeah. Going to start making random crafts. Maybe I’ll start a swap-blog. would any of you participate in that? I think that would be neat. I’m going to run this idea by Kylie this afternoon because that would be awesome (if you like snail mail) and I know there’s sites like swap-bot but, I feel like I want something smaller. I don’t know. Tell me if you think this is a good idea.

-Bethie

every day…

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 21:10:37 -0400

every day…

Today has been a great day. We slept in, then had a little life...

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 19:02:02 -0400

Today has been a great day. We slept in, then had a little life and watched true blood. We went for a walk, but it was cut short when we realized there were douches everywhere for the football game. We had delicious hot dogs and hamburgers for lunch. DELICIOUS! Sexy lesbian things ensued shortly thereafter, as they usually do. ALSO DELICIOUS! Then I took a shower and got ready to go to Daddy P’s. When we left there was a beautiful rainbow right outside our apartment. Otherwise, we love each other, and we love our relationship. DELICIOUS!

Peace,

Kylie

Long Toes: THE STORY

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 18:50:32 -0400

Long Toes: THE STORY:

daisygirl:

Samantha:

He was sitting in front of the large window of his summer home. Business had been slow and he felt aprhensive of the comming winter. The sun, glaring off the blue sea and the families playing in the surf, whould he be here next year to enjoy this?

Heather:

After a few hours had…

Sam! Follow her she’s so silly and I love her.

kick in the teeth...

Fri, 05 Nov 2010 18:50:05 -0400

what my mouth feels like right now. Thankfully it’s just braces. Which are coming off December 6th just in time for Christmas and New Years. I’m excited and nervous all at the same time. Mostly because I don’t remember what it looked like when I didn’t have braces. I haven’t felt good today. I have like the weakest immune system ever. So, I get tummy bugs and colds really easily. That’s all.

-Bethie

My Little Zombie Pony, I altered it and colored it for my...

Fri, 05 Nov 2010 18:37:42 -0400

My Little Zombie Pony, I altered it and colored it for my Bethie. Just today I also made a really cute rainbow pony, Beth wasn’t feeling well today, she was coloring in the living room when I got home from class. So, I sat with her and colored until she was feeling a bit better, then we did sexy lesbian things. Afterward, we went to Daddy’s house and got some delicious cook out on the way. YUM!

laterz,

Kylie

The ants are marching....

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 17:23:29 -0400

Does anyone else remember this song from elementary school? Right now Kylie and I are watching this crazy effing hole in the wall game it is sooooo hilarious. Right now there’s a really ghetto big lady up there and she had to do a split but, it didn’t work out. annnnd, we just got punk goes pop vol 3 and I must say that it is my favorite punk goes album. Now we’re getting some cover music because honestly that’s my favorite kind of music.-Bethie

themusiclibrary: Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too - Say...

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 16:28:13 -0400

themusiclibrary:

Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too - Say Anything

“You’re too young to be this empty girl
I’ll prepare you for a sick, dark world…”

So, the carpet in the waiting room is really effing upsetting to...

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 14:44:00 -0400

So, the carpet in the waiting room is really effing upsetting to look at. I know you probably can’t tell from this picture, but its got a 3D quality to it, like an optical illusion. Its making my head hurt and giving me vertigo… and the fact that I am as a kite right now isn’t helping, its like the carpet is computer simulated, like on a green screen, but at the same time its like the floor is growing and rising and my chair is floating on a sea of upsetting virtual vertigo dots. WTF orthodontist? Why is your carpet designed to drive people insane? ~Kylie~

Sanrio Tournament. LOL, I drew this in class for Bethie (she is...

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 13:26:41 -0400

Sanrio Tournament. LOL, I drew this in class for Bethie (she is obsessed with hello kitty, and kuromi is her favorite character). I hope you guys like it, it made me and Beth smile. Right now, I’m sitting in the orthodontist’s office, Beth is waiting to be seen. Also, I made a 75 on my philosophy test I, which is cool because I skipped studying to get high, I thought I was going to FAIL I have to give a presentation to my psychology class next week about LGBTQ stuff, sexual orientation, and gender identity. Snarky snooslefish hyperspace rumballah botquisse. The carpet in the waiting room is soooo upsetting, I’ll see if I can take a picture and upload it so you can share in my torment.

~Kylie~.

twisted....

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 20:42:29 -0400

I was going to write a semi-long blog about what we’d been up to until I clicked the back button somehow and it erased. Now, I don’t know what I’m going to talk about. Lately, we haven’t been doing anything outside of school and taking care of my dad. We went to the state fair. we were kittens for Halloween, and we ate TacoBell for lunch. Also, I’ve been on a free stuff kick. I sort of love things like trinkets, whatnot stuff. So, I’m excited about free stuff. Also, I’ve been on a powerade kick.

okay, I love you goodbye.

-Beth & Kylie

daisygirl: Hee Hee! excellent.

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 17:42:31 -0400

daisygirl:

Hee Hee!

excellent.

Photo

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 19:54:39 -0400

Spooky Halloween Story!

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 23:45:37 -0400

Tell me what you think!

Rachel Ellis had always been afraid of the dark. She wouldn’t go into a room that didn’t have a light on and she would certainly never be walking home alone at night. One Saturday night Rachel went to a party with her two best friends, Maddy and John, even though there had been a curfew enforced because of the recent string of bizarre assaults where the victims were found alive, but with their faces hideously disfigured. Once they got there though, her friends quickly disappeared into the sea of people and Rachel was left alone to socialize by herself. After what seemed like hours of standing against a wall by herself Rachel was approached by David, her anatomy partner, with two red Solo cups. “You don’t look like you’re having too much fun…” he trailed off as he handed her one of the cups and she took it begrudgingly. “Parties aren’t really my thing,” Rachel replied softly. “I understand,” David said with a smile, “if you’d like we could go upstairs and play Mortal Kombat if you want to.” Mortal Kombat was Rachel’s favorite game so she agreed to go up and play. “You know, that’s just Coke I brought you, Maddy told me you didn’t drink.” David said after stomping Rachel for the tenth time. “Oh, thanks. I’m just not very thirsty.” Rachel replied, but she took a little sip anyways just to be polite. After a few more rounds of the game Rachel began to feel very really sleepy. “I think I’m going to go find Maddy and John; I’m getting so tired!” She said with a yawn. “Oh, well I mean you could just sleep here on the couch if you want to…” David said with a wink. “No, I really should find my friends…” Rachel staggered down the stairs. Why did she feel so tired, and why was everything so blurry? She walked through the party searching desperately for her friends. Finally, she decided that she’d just walk home. On the way to the party it had seemed like it was going to be a nice night but, as she walked down the street she noticed an eerie fog coming in and that there were no stars in the moonless sky. Rachel picked up the pace but not soon enough for there was a faint sound on foot steps behind her. Rachel turned but there was no one there. “Weird,” she said to herself, “I could have sworn there was someone behind me.” She shrugged it off but picked up the pace anyways. Again, there were footsteps behind her but; this time as she turned around she saw shadowy figures behind her. “Hello?” She called out meekly. There was no reply. The figures were getting closer and closer as Rachel approached the graveyard that she sometimes used during the day as a short cut, but now she could barely see the tombstones above the fog. “Hello? Is anyone there?” She called again and once again received no response from the shadowy figures that were rapidly approaching. Suddenly, the tired feeling swept over her again and it was quickly replaced by an overwhelming sense of fear caused by the figures behind her. In a snap decision Rachel swallowed her growing fright and started sluggishly running through the graveyard. The two figures stopped at the gates to reveal John and Maddie in black hoodies. “Rachel! Rachel!” They both called before chasing after her. Rachel, who by this point was terrified and completely out of energy collapsed on a nearby gravestone, as her friends caught up to her. “Rachel, we’re sorry we were only trying to help you with you’re fear of the dark,” Maddie explained. “Rachel! Rachel, what’s wrong with you?” John asked but Rachel didn’t hear because she had already blacked out.

Rachel slowly came to but couldn’t remember where she was or how she got there. As she slowly became aware of her surroundings she remembered that she was being chased through the cemetery and looked up cautiously to find that she’d been

chained to the ground with a spike, and tugged with her foot only to find that it couldn’t be budged. As she looked back at the ground she noticed that Maddie’s hoodie was beside her. She turned to look at her friend for help but gasped when she saw that Maddie had been carved to look like a joker with a diamond over her eye and a frightening smile etched on her face. Suddenly, Rachel heard a blood curdling scream and looked quickly to find her friend John being held down by a hooded figure. As the screaming ceased Rachel looked over to find that John was lying motionless on the ground only, he was missing his nose, lips, and ears. The figure was now directly in front of Rachel with a bloody knife. “What are you going to do to me?” Rachel cried in distress. David came closer and pulled his hood down. He sat in front of Rachel and pointed his knife at her face. “Oh, I don’t know, I was thinking for you… a Jack-o-lantern.”

-Bethie

geekspliff: word

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 02:23:17 -0400

geekspliff:

word

three hour night class...

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 20:05:36 -0400

dear three hour long night class,

i hate you, i thought you were gonna be cool and chill, but you suck, and you hurt my soul.

go f*ck yourself

~K~